August 17, 2011 at 11:37pm
Researchers from New York's Mount Sinai School of Medicine have discovered that the paranoid aggressiveness typical of Jewish settlers in the West Bank and their supporters in Israeli government is the result of a widespread yet previously unnoticed epidemic of brain-eating amoebas.
"I'm appalled," said Abe Foxman of AIPAC. "Defending the Jewish settlements seemed like the right thing to do. We never considered that we were witnessing the behavior of sick people."
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